This week’s TMI Tuesday theme is a culmination of weird, funny, and odd questions I have heard over the last month. They were crazy enough so I though they’d be perfect for TMI Tuesday.
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1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me want to play with them. (idea from PocketRockettz)
2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)
Either the evening gown (because I love dressing up and being girly) or the interview: with my french accent, they can only be mesmerized ;)
3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?
I like the curves of my hips...
but I wish I had slimmer legs/calves/ankles.
4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop
I think we've established, in last weeks TMI, that I don't have a cock. :) If I had one, he'd probably be "hardass motherfucker"! (LOL just kidding! See, I'm not fit for having a cock)
5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee
Good question... If I can still walk after recovery, I'd take getting shot in the knee for the chance to eat whatever I want.
6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink
Those polls were surely taken by guys. :P I'd likely go commando if the outside clothing hasn't been "tainted" (otherwise, I'd fake feeling ill and go home!). Washing in the sink sounds gross, just gross and wrong.
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
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1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me want to play with them. (idea from PocketRockettz)
2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)
Either the evening gown (because I love dressing up and being girly) or the interview: with my french accent, they can only be mesmerized ;)
3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?
I like the curves of my hips...
but I wish I had slimmer legs/calves/ankles.
4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop
I think we've established, in last weeks TMI, that I don't have a cock. :) If I had one, he'd probably be "hardass motherfucker"! (LOL just kidding! See, I'm not fit for having a cock)
5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee
Good question... If I can still walk after recovery, I'd take getting shot in the knee for the chance to eat whatever I want.
6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink
Those polls were surely taken by guys. :P I'd likely go commando if the outside clothing hasn't been "tainted" (otherwise, I'd fake feeling ill and go home!). Washing in the sink sounds gross, just gross and wrong.
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!
France, your legs are lovely. I'd have thought they are amongest your eye candy!
ReplyDeleteNice ass
ReplyDeleteUmmm wow. To be completely honest, both pictures you posted are CLEARLY eye candy. Loved your answers, but I'm definitely appreciating the visual aids more ;) Happy TMI Tuesday France!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you look good all over. Eye candy all over.
ReplyDelete"Hardass motherfucker"? LOL! You go gurl!
Fun answers! And as others have noted, both pics qualify as eye candy. :-)
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday!
You have lovely curves! We are spellbound! Nothing wrong with those legs/calves/ankles from where we're sitting. Question #5 was tough for me to answer, as I love good food, but I hate pain. Ultimately I chose dog food over getting shot, but now I'm wondering if I could do a whole year without the foods I love.
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Nice bum, where yah from? Oh, Canada! Well that explains it ;)
ReplyDeleteYou have really lovely legs, in my opinion. :)
ReplyDelete"hardass motherfucker" made me chuckle, very clever.
I'm with you, I like curve of your hips. As for your legs being an eyesore, I have to respectfully say that you're crazy thinking that!
ReplyDeleteSkinny legs just doesn't measure up against curvy thighs... You look marvelous...
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